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Lactose Intolerant – Western Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Dramatic, stylish, and unapologetically indulgent, our irresistible cotton placemat makes it clear what romance readers everywhere know -  not all dairy is off-limits - cheesy love stories are the exception.

When the best cheese comes in the form of swoon-worthy dialogue, groveling heroes, and happily-ever-after’s, a placemat this cheeky deserves a spot in your dining room - or reading nook for those mid-afternoon snack breaks.

Unlike ice cream, consumption of a steamy romance novel will not lead to tummy troubles.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Western Love" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 32625019100955416086
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